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borlax: one of my favorite things about Arrested Development is whenever Oscar being Buster’s...

Thu, 23 May 2013 22:15:55 -0400

one of my favorite things about Arrested Development is whenever Oscar being Buster’s father is brought up and the gentle piano comes in. I love the gentle piano so much

mullingayr: I don’t understand why some people aren’t okay with sitting at home doing nothing like...

Thu, 23 May 2013 22:13:41 -0400

mullingayr:

I don’t understand why some people aren’t okay with sitting at home doing nothing like why do you need to be with your friends constantly don’t you ever want time to yourself jesus christ

borles: fuck this fucking level of candy crush: a memoir

Thu, 23 May 2013 22:11:04 -0400

borles:

fuck this fucking level of candy crush: a memoir

221cbakerstreet: kittening: a male celebrity can literally beat his girlfriend half to death and...

Thu, 23 May 2013 22:10:53 -0400

221cbakerstreet:

kittening:

a male celebrity can literally beat his girlfriend half to death and still enjoy a successful career with millions of adoring fans

a female celebrity can gain a few pounds and she’s shunned, mocked, and ridiculed by thousands of people over many different mediums

do you see the problem with this

a female celebrity JUMPS INTO THE OCEAN TO RESCUE HER CHILD AND NANNY

and is mocked and ridiculed for a wardrobe malfunction

he liked the picture :3

Thu, 23 May 2013 22:10:33 -0400

he liked the picture :3

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Wed, 22 May 2013 00:31:12 -0400

"You’re a smart guy, and you’re thoughtful, and you’re sincere, and…and you’re sweet and you’re..."

Wed, 22 May 2013 00:31:00 -0400

“You’re a smart guy, and you’re thoughtful, and you’re sincere, and…and you’re sweet and you’re loyal. And I fucking cherish you.”

- —Schmidt (via ellexquisite)

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Wed, 22 May 2013 00:30:49 -0400

Anytime that really attractive kid in class talks it's like

Wed, 22 May 2013 00:30:43 -0400

msglitz85:

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Wed, 22 May 2013 00:28:52 -0400

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Wed, 22 May 2013 00:28:41 -0400

Hawk: Yeah, we're here to take out friend Jam here to the big, satanic KISS concert, if that's okay with you.

Wed, 22 May 2013 00:28:27 -0400

Hawk: Yeah, we're here to take out friend Jam here to the big, satanic KISS concert, if that's okay with you.
Father Phillip McNulty: Satan? Satan? Santa. They're the same letters... they're the same guy!

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Wed, 22 May 2013 00:27:42 -0400

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fuckthereallife: foxinurbrain: gnometeeth: A possum broke...

Wed, 22 May 2013 00:26:12 -0400

fuckthereallife:

foxinurbrain:

gnometeeth:

A possum broke into an Australian bakery and ate so many pastries it couldn’t move. This is how they found him.

I live for this post

I relate to this possum on an emotional level.

this is my favorite story on the whole internet

"I’m totally an anxious mess all the time. There’s a constant dialogue going on in my brain, and it’s..."

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:44:05 -0400

“I’m totally an anxious mess all the time. There’s a constant dialogue going on in my brain, and it’s just reminding me of all the failures that I have had, and all of the things I need to do, and all of the things I’m not doing good enough”

- Aubrey Plaza (via kruelkid)

heretoshowthedangerzone: Subtitles are still my favourite thing...

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:41:10 -0400

heretoshowthedangerzone:

Subtitles are still my favourite thing in the world.

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Tue, 21 May 2013 23:40:57 -0400